Placenta with Broccoli
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Ingredients
- 1/3 cup chopped fresh human placenta
- 2/3 cup chopped broccoli
- 2 egg whites
- 1/8 teaspoon thyme
- oil for frying
Instructions
- Wash the placenta well, in a colander, then shake it to drain. (it will still leak juices)
- Stir the egg whites with a fork until they are without lumps.
- Mix all ingredients well, squishing them by hand.
- Add a decent amount of oil to a suitable frying pan.
- Set a burner to high heat, and put the pan on it.
- Start frying, stirring as if stir-frying or scrambling an egg.
- The small amount of liquid (seeping from the placenta, plus the egg whites) will come to a boil. You might turn down the heat slightly at this point.
- Let the liquid boil away and/or solidify onto the broccoli and placenta.
- When it looks finished, serve it.